Saturday, February 26, 2011

Why Have I Got Dry Patches Of Skin On My Body

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A healthy back the stench became head of the reptile just as it gets ready to swallow the head of the unfortunate Wolfet. A few moments after that horrible figure disintegrated in the air returned to absolute darkness. I turned on the flashlight and I went up to him.
-It 's all over, how do you feel?
He said nothing. I saw that his hands were shaking. He wiped a few tears with the back of the hand. And when you recover some of the calm, "he said firmly.
-Andiamo.
Camminammo non so per quanto tempo nel silenzio più assoluto e senza altre malie. Ero preoccupato. Quel corridoio sembrava non finire mai e quando vidi una fessura di luce, a non meno di dieci metri, tirai un sospiro di sollievo
Sbucammo in una piccola stanza senza finestre. Tre lati erano di muratura, mentre quello davanti a noi era composto da grossi tendaggi in velluto rosso. Ed era da quella parte che proveniva la luce insieme a voci strane e canti melodiosi.
Sicuramente dietro quel sipario si trovava il centro del labirinto, ossia la stanza della Nostalgia dimora di G, la regina.
Mi avvicinai e scostai la tenda quel tanto che bastava per non far rilevare la nostra presenza. La prima sorpresa fu che la stanza era situata a circa cinque metri dal pavimento, come un palco in un teatro. La seconda fu lo spettacolo che giunse ai miei occhi: stupefacente.
Un salone circolare alto circa venti metri, con un diametro di eguale misura, aveva per copertura una semisfera di cristallo, che con il sole al tramonto lasciava intravedere un cielo rosso scarlatto. Delle colonne corinzie in marmo bianco sostenevano il tamburo della cupola. Ogni coppia di colonne delimitava una cappella barocca arredata con stoffe e sete dai colori tenui which included the entire range of the rainbow.
Large floral arrangements are screwed on the altars where braziers full of essences released into the spiral of intense and intoxicating scents. And there a few feet from the eye glass waving something white that I could not clearly identify.
-Wolfet hand me the binoculars. - I said with a hint of excitement in his voice.
-Here it is.
I took almost out of the hands, and after an incredible framed the thing I slipped through the mouth.
I saw two white clouds of neurons in the central party of the intertwined strands of synapses that supported a hammock too white. Lying was the queen.
was wearing a long dress of white silk and had a leg sensually naked danger in the air. A flow of arms, in front of his face, there was a portable silver satin supported by two cherubs on the sides and curly ash. And each time that the queen wanted to type something here the angels, with elegant turns, handing the keyboard. All harmonic oscillator between music and fragrances. But there was something strange that attracted la mia attenzione. Dei puntini luccicanti come diamanti correvano come formiche impazzite lungo l’ordito dell’amaca.
Vidi così che il tessuto era fatto di versi e parole che s’intercambiavano veloci tra di loro in un gioco infinito. Alcuni lembi della veste della regina, filtrando tra le maglie dell’amaca, raccoglievano da quel via vai perle di saggezza. E queste estremità, man mano che si avvicinavano al pavimento, si trasformavano in candide mammelle ricche di nutrimento per i commentatori che si avventavano a succhiare with greed.
Sometimes the queen threw a kiss at your fingertips to Einaudi, dressed as a musician of the eighteenth century, played his favorite song.
behind, less than one meter, there was Paul Auster. He wore a freshly ironed dress and pageboy was busy arranging her wig of Louis and turn the pages of the score.
often raised a lustful gaze towards G.
I burst out laughing. I felt as evil and evil Mr. Hyde.
-Wolfet hand me the bag. - I said.
Silence. I turned and saw no one.
-Where the hell are you?
lower your voice, Lord, I'm emptying the bladder, she'll be a few seconds.
appeared after a while he was still pulling up the zipper of his pants.
-lord What a relief I do not know if you ever ...
-'nuff said. Prepare two thirty HC Cock glans rotating with reinforced ...
-Reinforced ... seems to me too ...
-I do not want surprises, the resistance can be strong, plus brush the glans with feronomi enhanced the mandrill. I will prepare a couple of grenades in the fog Siliceme (a kind of gas made of silicone and cement dust) acts to kill neurons and synapses in the blink of an eye. Soon here will play a different tune.
The implementation of the Sturm und Drang put me in a good mood. It was no time to be subdued by the music, scents, from those words that crept into the hearts of those making them inactive to reality. Was it not high time to awaken those minds, lost in oblivion, with thoughts other than those which the queen beamed from his dreamy world. Explanations? This was certainly not the time to resort to explanations, or coldly calculating what would be the advantages or disadvantages of such an operation could result in the lives of those people. Is not it true that most people's daily lives in a shit, no hope to change their fate? And these people do not have the strength to change their fate because they have the strength to break free inside. Well this is my task, sparigliare card, inflict pain, to show segments of other realities that are now submerged under a mountain of molasses.
The cocks are on-ramp launch, sir. - Said Wolfet with the remote in hand.
-Good. We will proceed in this way. At three you HC30 launches the first in the direction of the queen. - Then warden said. - Have you properly adjusted the temperature sensor vagina.
-Thirty-seven degrees.
-Best reduced by one degree, I want to be safe.
Wolfet with a small screwdriver to adjust the temperature.
-Done. - He said.
-Now listen to me: after you have launched the first rocket I will drop the grenade at the clouds neurons, while the second will try to neutralize the breasts. Then you will launch the rocket in the second group of commentators. Got questions?
-No! You have an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat will happen?
spread my arms.
-No! I have no idea what will happen. If things take a wrong turn we'll go to where we came from. Are you ready?
Yes!
I approached the tent, opened it's just enough to place the small launching ramp. In the great room all seemed quiet. No one had noticed us. The apocalypse could begin.
Diedi il cinque a Wolfet, poi alzai la mano destra e al tre la abbassai. Wolfet premette il pulsante rosso e il primo cock partì lasciando una piccola scia di fumo bianco dietro di sé. Il big bird dopo una decina di metri virò a sinistra e come un’aquila sulla preda s’insinuò tra le gambe della regina. Dopo una frazione di secondo un rumore simile a quello che fa un grosso sasso quando colpisce una serranda squassò l’aria. E dopo qualche secondo l'HC30 ricomparve con il glande attorcigliato in un volo ubriaco che lo portava verso il basso.
La cosa che più temevo si era dunque avverata.
-Cerca di riprenderne il controllo. - gridai to Wolfet. In the room dropped, like an echo dying, the silence
threw the first grenade. Blissfully above the clouds burst. Particles siliceme rushed on neurons and synapses like flies on honey unleashing a snapshot shower of sparks. Soon after the clouds turned into ash like snow began to fall. The hammock private media that support it began to fall like a balloon that had been open air.
In one of his crazy past performance close to the stage and I could not help notice the look of fire that gave me G before crashing on that Madredeus, buried up to their chests, chanted Ao longe o mar. Due commentatori si staccarono dalle mammelle e cominciarono a sparare con la bocca perle di saggezza. Schivai con destrezza fatti i cazzi tuoi mentre a li mortacci tua ferì leggermente all’orecchio Wolfet che non emise nessun lamento. Lanciai la seconda granata che centrò le mammelle in pieno. Parole e versi, bianchi come il latte, mutarono al colore ruggine nel giro di un secondo. Un fetore acido e penetrante cominciò ad impregnare l’aria, e una babele gracchiante risuonava tra le cappelle.
Wolfet lanciò il secondo HC30 with impallinò that happened three or four commentators, I do not know if men or women, before being destroyed. Now he was under mounting a colossal mess. Swarms of comments crisscrossed by all parties and it was not clear who was shooting and what. The air was imbued with a strong odor of burnt culture date from the burning of large quantities of words and musical notes and comments by commentators shoot.
The queen, a po'intontita, had been brought by a couple of brave behind the altar of a chapel.
"Now it will be very difficult to capture. - Said Wolfet crouched below the parapet.
-I agree and the risk of leaving the skin is very high. The ones below are very angry.
Wolfet not had a point to get out of that hell and we should mobilize all our resources, physical and spiritual.
-HC30 You have regained control of the wounded.
-Not at all, but an attempt can be done.
-I see what the situation.
I looked carefully, slowly, over the parapet.
I saw, even among the smoke and rubble, that the forces were being reorganized.
-Watch out! - Shouted Wolfet
I did just in time to bend my head that bursts in C major scales stuck on the wall behind me.
-C 'that is a pianist who shoots wildly.
Wolfet fumbled on the remote control before pressing the red button.
After a moment, put an end to a groan burst
looked up at the center of the dome of crystal, had appeared as a pale moon pupil.
-Lord we do?
-We go out of here. We have nothing else to do now.
After about ten minutes we went outside.
The cool evening air we fortify the lungs.
We sat at a coffee shop. We ordered two beers.
-Lord, who told her that smoke? What m'incuriosisce a bit '.
I sent down a sip of beer, I put down his glass and said.
-To kill the queen, his wife.
Mi guardò di sott’occhi con un’espressione dubbiosa.
-Non mi credi?
-Signore, spero non si offenda se le dico che non me ne frega niente. - disse prendendo il boccale di birra. 







     
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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

What Is The Strongestspanx?

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Degreasers blog - episode III -

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-Just make it fast ... among other things should I even go to the bathroom. - Muttered to herself. I pulled the curtain. The first thing I saw in that dim light orange, was a man. Kandura wore a white and was lying on the soft cushions that absorbed almost all of his puny body. I went. He did not move, he seemed asleep. He had a pale face framed by a thick beard, an aquiline nose and a tuft of hair covering one eye.
She looked about forty years. With his right hand holding a opium pipe leading to the mouth at regular intervals. I held my breath for a long time before releasing a small light that you wanted to smoke off into the air.
Near him was a table that reached to his head on the floor and there were needles, scrapers and nettapipe. A turtle shell coated with gold and encrusted with precious stones, walking dangerously on the edge.
I plucked up my courage and gave him a slap on the cheek. He opened his eyes slowly and looked around, smiled when he saw me.
I returned the smile.
-I humbly apologize for this intrusion Monsieur Des Esseintes , but in truth I say that I am not surprised to find in a place like this.
I motioned for him to squat next to him.
-Who are you?
-degreaser of this site are
-Oh!
But I had the distinct feeling that he had not fully understood the meaning of degreaser. He took his pipe to his mouth and made a long tirade.
I looked long with red eyes from sleep, then murmured, mixing words and smoke.
-Why is he here?
-Gotta find the queen, knows where?
Annuì, poi con l'indice della mano sinistra mi fece segno di avvicinarmi. Accostai il mio orecchio alla sua bocca.
E quando udii quelle parole restai pietrificato.
-Signore il tempo stringe. - disse Wolfet dandomi un colpetto sulla spalla.
Mi alzai, presi un fazzoletto dalla tasca e mi asciugai il sudore.
-La tartaruga luccicante sta cadendo. - disse indicandomi l'animale che era per un terzo oltre il bordo.
La presi al volo e la rimisi sul tavolino. Des Esseintes non si era accorto di nulla, aveva gli occhi chiusi e un sorriso da togliere il fiato.
-course ...
-sst. - I said, bringing the index to the mouth.
left the tent and onto a narrow corridor.
-What did you say just now?
Near-bed seemed very worried. Is there anything you want to tell me?
Wolfet-Not now, I will tell you if you come out free of the mission.
After I had descended a small staircase on your face I felt a draft of cold air followed by what looked like a cavernous breath. I picked up the torch and saw a bluish haze and gelatinous scendeva lentamente dal soffitto contorcendosi come un grosso serpente. Aveva un aspetto minaccioso e sinistro. Accelerai il passo.
-E’ incredibile non ho mai visto niente di simile. - disse Wolfet.
Mi girai e vedendolo fermo con la testa all'insù, quasi ipnotizzato da quello spettacolo, gridai.
-Cristo muoviti, non stare lì impalato.
L’imprecazione non sortì alcun effetto. Wolfet fissava affascinato quella strana cosa che scendendo aveva assunto la forma di una grande testa di serpente a sonagli. La lingua biforcuta sibilava e saettava veloce tra due arcuati denti gialli.
Il sortilegio messo in atto dalla regina stava per uccidere Wolfet. Lo raggiunsi, infilai la mano nella sacca e presi la prima cosa che mi capitò sottomano. Era una scatoletta del Manzoni .  Presi il coltello che portavo in un fodero di pelle fissato alla cinta e con un colpo preciso forai il coperchio . 






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Electronic Battleship On The Net

episode 36 - The Festival of Italian song, because it is Sanremo Sanremo Festival and After.

special episode dedicated to the Italian Song Festival in Sanremo. A thousand adventures, songs, curiosity and artistic standing ovation, Trip osannerà the voting public on all that has happened in Sanremo 2011.


Lineup musical episode:

Max Pezzali - My second time
Giusy Ferreri - The immense sea
Gualazzi Raphael - Madness of love
Anna Tatangelo - Nathalie
Bastardo - Live
David Van Hung De Sfroos - Yanez
Albano - Amanda is free
Modà feat Emma Brown - will come
Roberto Vecchioni - Call me still love

Monday, February 21, 2011

Farewell Party Wording

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-Light the torch so I can see where you are.
A beam of light materialized in less than five meters. I joined him and helped him to his feet.
-How do you feel?
-I shot a little 'head, I feel a terrible pain in the nose and also the knee creaks not to mention that ...
-softy's enough, let's see what you've whipped up. - I said, aiming the light downward.
There was a trunk of birch, stained with blood, and put across with one end resting on the edge of a table.
-Where is he? - Said with a gasp. Against a
- gazebino mongolo ...con quattro pali meravigliosi in un posto che apre i polmoni, il cuore, l'anima, la mente …
-E il cu...
-Non fare il volgare Wolfet e poi parla piano non vorrei che i nostri si materializzasero in una ventosa brughiera e ce le suonassero di santa ragione.
-Signore...faccio fatica a...respirare. - disse a stento con una voce che non aveva quasi più suono.
Guardai l'orologio. Erano passati circa sette minuti dal nostro ingresso in quella stanza d'aria. Il tasso di cultura stava uccidendo il mio amato amico. Dovevo agire in fretta.
-Dobbiamo bonificare il posto nel più breve tempo possibile. - dissi strappandogli la borsa dalle mani.
With excitement spilled the contents on the floor and saw with relief that he did for us. We have
-"It 's a pig" or "Cock"? - I asked.
-Put ... fuck that ... you just want to hurry, I can see the ... Valkyries ...
Wolfet was the first time that you gave me of the situation was really serious. Without further ado hung photographs of Mapplethorpe two spots on wood of the gazebo, then I sank to the ground and closed my eyes. I felt weak and tired.
When I returned to me it seemed that the darkness was even more dense. I lit the torch.
Mi tirai su e respirai quasi a pieni polmoni. La bonifica aveva funzionato. Guardai Wolfet, era ancora disteso a terra e nel suo viso c'era un'espressione beata. Gli diedi un paio di buffetti sulle guance con il risultato che il suo sorriso si allargò fino alle orecchie. Aumentai la forza tanto che si sentirono due schiocchi secchi. Aprì l'occhio destro e dopo qualche istante il sinistro mi scrutava in modo rabbioso.
Respirò profondamente prima di dire.
-La sua entrata in scena signore è sempre fuori tempo.
-Perchè?
-Una bellissima walkiria era sul punto di baciarmi ed è una cosa che non mi capita spesso.
-Beh mi dispiace di aver interrotto il tuo sogno, But now get up and get some 'of breath.
Wolfet sat up, leaned on his knees a few times, he whirl his arms and breathed deeply several times, then took a step toward me and looking me straight in the eye she said.
Lord-What is the plan?
-We need to reach the Queen's room before nightfall.
-E has no idea of \u200b\u200bwhere this room?
-I think so, it should be in the middle of the maze, but will not be easy to get there. Let's not have much time.
Wolfet stood shoulder bag, then made a respectful bow and said.
-Please sir, my way.
Mi incamminai deciso verso una porta che era oltre il Gazebo. Entrai in una cameretta di nome Antropometria   con un po' di palpitazione: nell'aria né suoni né movimenti, solo silenzio. Però l'atmosfera non era male e anche Wolfet mi sembrava più in palla dopo che ebbe dato un'occhiata a quelle intriganti letture.
Uscimmo con un sorriso sulle labbra e dopo aver saltato alcuni cumuli d'ossa, con ancora attaccata qualche fibra puzzolente di carne, dove piccoli puntini fosforescenti gialli stavano banchettando allegramente, arrivammo davanti ad una piccola porta sopra la quale c'era una targhetta di ferro arruginita sorretta da due viti d'oro con su scritto “M.K.Čiurlionis“
Entrai con timore. Il nome non era per niente assicurante. Mi fermai sulla soglia stupito. Grandi e piccoli quadri si muovevano sui muri con movimenti lenti e quando si incrociavano sembravano senza peso dando luogo a fantastiche composizioni . 
Una spinta mi buttò al centro della stanza.
-Scusi signore, ma mi sembra che la cosa stia prendendo una brutta piega, lei si fa prendere troppo la mano da tutte queste manfrine. Le ricordo che non abbiamo molto tempo per attuare il piano finale...ma cos'è questo forte profumo di incenso e oppio. - disse arricciando il naso.
In fact, dazzled by what I had ballet paintings warn those 'strong smell.
-comes from there. - I said pointing to a four-poster bed that was placed against the back wall. Then, turning to Wolfet. - You stay on guard I would not have bad surprises.



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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Muay Thai Swing Punch Technique

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Il mio blog sta per compiere un anno... Tempo di bilanci che non farò, visto che c'è chi ( un mio amico, Lhupo ) si è preso la briga di farli per me, narrando l'avventurosa sortita nel mio regno degli...


                               


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-Are you sure that this is the right place? There is so dark I do not see a thing. - I said looking around Wolfet, my white-haired assistant.
-I think so sir. However, for security consult paper. - Then he stuck his hand in his jacket pocket and pulled out a sheet like a treasure map. The unfolded.
bag taken from a small flashlight and display lights that piece of paper. Under the cone of light appeared a well-ordered jumble of signs that, taken together, were similar to a plan of a maze. A red X, located on the north side, reported revenue.
stools circling the light beam at the top, bottom and round, but saw nothing.
-Lord ... I think I saw a reflection. - Wolfet said pointing to a spot on the wall.
I aimed the light in that direction and actually appeared a little flare. I went and I knew that this was due to a little reverb knob. I had no doubts when the top panel of the door, right in the middle, I saw that there was a fire-engraved G.
-We are in the right place. This is the blog that we have to degrease. - I said with a cynical smile.
Wolfet I spent the bag and giving him a pat on the back I said: Next-
my trusted friend, to you the honor of entering first.
He looked at me wrong, but did not say a word. Hesitantly grasped the handle and pushed. The door opened. He tried to light the torch, but froze his action in the bud.
-can be dangerous, better to enter the dark, then if all is quiet we can turn it on. - I whispered.
swore before disappearing swallowed by darkness. Not followed him immediately because, in case something happened, I would have had time to get away. I've never been a brave man.
waited about a minute, then went inside. When you step was hit by a mixture of smells ranging from honey to caramel burned from the armpit sweat of pure Moroccan. This deadly cocktail
took my nostrils, forcing me to breathe through your mouth.
took off from the wall a little box that looked like a Geiger counter, this was nothing but a culturscopio. (To measure the degree of culture of the site). The Turns. An annoying noise, like a fly in love, hovered in the air. With the lighter, with a tiny LED flashlight, I saw the hand of the instrument was stopped up to ninety-nine point five percent. A rate that high culture would kill the average man in ten minutes. I was worried about Wolfet since he was a bit 'below the average.
I was about to call it, when a noise akin to the fall of a tree caught my ears. The echo of that sound had not yet gone to a painful "Fuck that blow," clean as a baby's bottom, scratched space
-What happened to you, Wolfet? - I said advancing in the direction from which he originated the invective. -I must have stumbled on something, sir, but do not know what.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Can Oxymetazoline Hcl Get You High

episode 35 - Love, Love, Love.

A delightful episode will encourage more private thoughts of Trip: The theme of the day? Love.


Lineup musical episode:

Bryan Adams - Heaven
Cascada - Every time we touch
Bon Jovi - Always
Billy Joel - This is time to remember
Roxette - Listen to your heart
Duncan James Keedie ft - I Believe My Heart
Rolling Stones - Street Of Love
Queen - Love Of My Life

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Bb Desert Eagle For Sale

Episode 34 - The day of remembrance, telecommunication fraud and odd jobs.

episode dedicated to the memory of the day and the victims of the Shoah, the various scams that loom over the Internet between users and spam sites garbage, ai lavori più assurdi svolti da professionisti, le statistiche economiche sull'evasione fiscale e la politica interna ed estera.

Ricordo che il 5 febbraio 2011 dalle ore 21 al teatro Paolo VI di Seveso, in viale Vittorio Veneto 10, si terrà LE MIE ULTIME PAROLE - Lettere dai ghetti a cura della compagnia FANTEATRO sui temi di Auschwitz: Amore e Dolore, Coraggio e Paura, Vendetta e Pietà

"Il 27 gennaio 1945 le truppe sovietiche dell'Armata Rossa arrivarono presso la città di Auschwitz, scoprendo il suo tristemente famoso campo di concentramento e liberandone i pochi superstiti. La scoperta di Auschwitz e le testimonianze dei sopravvissuti rivelarono compiutamente per la prima volta al mondo l'orrore del genocidio nazista".

Scaletta musicale della puntata:

The Script - For The First Time
Mauro Pilato & Max Monti(Gabry Ponte rmx) - Gam Gam
Caparezza - Secondo secondo me
Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand
Radiohead - Karma Police

Give Me The Best Gynac In Mumbai

33 points - Youth unemployment, taxation and the taboo of sex.

Puntata lussuriosa sui temi scottanti dell'economia, della società e i tabù del sesso.

Con quella vena polemica, che non guasta mai, Tripo andrà in escandescenza affrontando le più svariate tematiche che affliggono gli anziani, le donne e i giovani che di solito non vengono presi in considerazione.

Tripo, dal canto suo, illustrerà i vari problemi sulla disoccupazione che imperversa nel mondo lavorativo, alla miriadi di tasse malgradite e spesso non pagate dai contribuenti, ai tabù sul sesso e sull'amore dei giovani innamorati.


Scaletta musicale della puntata:

Green Day - American Idiot
Republica - Ready to go
Opus - Life is live
Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
Gary Jules - Mad World